Alright, there you, friend. That’s an ounce of weed and thanks for supporting small business. Next! Hey, could you sell me more than an ounce? Sorry, friend, that’s the law. Us simple farming fold respect the law and eachother. Oh,…
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What Getting a Colonic Is Actually Like – Off Air w/ Nikki
– I pee a lot, but I think I have a swollen prostate or prostate cancer, and I’m worried– – Or just nine dicks in your ass. – Yeah, I gotta tell one of the fellas to put a camera…
Eliud Kipchoge’s Historic Marathon Run, “Prenups” for Babies & Farmers’ Sex Lives | The Daily Show
The world of marathon running. Most people just run them so that they can brag to their friends about running marathons. Although that’s not why I run them. I, uh, I do it for the tiny cups of water. Anyway,…
South Park on Freedom – Wisecrack Quick Take (Season 23)
What’s up Wisecrack? Jared here. Today I come to you as a red-blooded ‘Merican to talk to you about America’s 2nd biggest export behind diabetes: freedom “America f**k yeah” The current season of South Park has so-far covered immigrant detention…
South Park Gets a New Theme Song Courtesy of Tegridy Farms – South Park
♪ Going down to Tegrady Farms gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ Friendly faced everywhere, humble folks without temptation♪ ♪ Going down to Tegrady Farms gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪Ample Parking day or night, people spouting howdy…
Randy Becomes a Weed Farmer – South Park
This old world is getting to me. There’s just no trust, no tegridy, so I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm, and I moved on out to a Colorado farm. Now it’s early to bed, early…
Gummy Animal Breeder – Mini-Mocks
– Gummy animals don’t grow on trees, they grow here at my gummy animal farm. I’m Jane, and I raise, breed, and slaughter gummy animals. We’re not like the other gummy factories. We keep our animals cage-free and happy in…
Why There’s No Such Thing as Woke Porn – Franchesca & Show
Hey. I’m here to fix the gas leak. It’s already been fixed. Oh. Your husband already fix it? The term husband is derived from animal husbandry, which implies ownership, which implies that I’m someone’s property, which I’m not. I prefer…
Key & Peele – Baby Forest
– MRS. WHITAKER, I HAVE BEEN BABYSITTING FOR 20 YEARS. I’VE SEEN IT ALL. – THE THING IS, FOREST IS A UNIQUE CHILD. – EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE. I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. YOU DESERVE…
Inspector Towelie Pays Randy Marsh’s Weed Farm a Little Visit – South Park
Randy, I think we need to have a talk. No time to talk. The agricultural inspector’s about to drop by. Once we get certified from him, we can start selling like a real farm. Have patience wife. Soon our fortunes…