– The weather’s getting warmer, and it’s time to think about
trimming my bushes. And so here in–
[laughter] Here in California,
we’re having a drought, a terrible, terrible drought, and the governor
has now announced new rules about how much
I can water my bushes. Look, they’re turning brown.
Everything’s dying over there. And–don’t worry about it,
’cause Nick, my gardener, has been digging
a brand new well to make sure
we have enough water. Hey, Nick? I don’t want to–
he’s really digging– [cheers and applause] Hey, Nick. Yeah.
How’s the digging going? – Well.
– [chuckles] Get it?
[laughter] So anyway, Nick takes care
of the bushes, and so that’s wonderful,
but would you mind filling my new, government-approved– this is my new water mug
that I– [laughter] ‘Cause I don’t want to
waste water. We all have to do our part. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Hey, now that I took
all your water, how’re you gonna water
the bushes? – I got it. – Oh, okay. [cheers and applause] I see. Thank you, Nick. Nick, I feel bad. I don’t want you to catch cold
now that your shirt’s off. – Oh, that’s okay. – Why don’t you wear one of
our new Ellen T-shirts that we’re selling in
the Ellen shop and online? [cheers and applause] – I’m all sweaty. I’m all wet.
– Yeah, I know. You’re so sweaty,
and so you want… woman: Keep it off!
– A nice, fresh– [laughter] Look how nice you model that.
– It looks so good. – That’s so nice.
It looks so good on you. All right, thanks, Nick.
[cheers and applause] Wait a minute. I changed my mind, ’cause it may get cooler
later in the evening. Why don’t you take that off
and put our new sweatshirt on that’s for sale
in the Ellen shop and online? [cheers and applause] There you go. ‘Cause it’s a little chilly
outside today. – Yeah, it is.
– It’s like 72. [laughter]
– All that sweat. – Yeah. All right. – This is gonna be
a little tighter. – Yeah,
I’m sure it will be tight. [laughter] – I don’t know if it’ll fit,
Ellen. – Yeah.
– This is your size. – It’s gonna fit.
Look at that. Come on.
– Can you help? Can you give me a pull?
– Yeah, I can. God, you’re like The Hulk
or something. You’re–that–
that’s perfect. – A crop top.
[laughs] [cheers and applause]
– All right.